Cecil found an old lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a genie with the promise to grant three wishes.
After thinking it over Cecil said, “I wish for a bottomless mug of beer!”
Just then a mug of beer appeared in Cecil’s hand. He took a sip and it was the most delicious beer he had ever tasted! He tipped up the mug and started to chug it down, but no sooner than he swallowed, the mug magically replenished itself.
“And for your next two wishes, Master?” asked the genie.
Cecil stopped drinking for a moment to carefully consider his next two wishes before answering, “I think I better wish for two more of these.”