The Blonde’s Highway Breakdown

A blonde’s car broke down on the Interstate one day.

She eased it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully stepped out of the car and opened the trunk.

Out of the trunk jumped two men in trench coats, who walked to the rear of the vehicle where they stood facing oncoming traffic, and began opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of the Interstate occurred.

It wasn’t long before a police car showed up.

The cop, clearly enraged, ran toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”

“My car broke down,” said the lady, calmly.

“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?” asked the cop.

She explained to the cop, “Those are my emergency flashers!”

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