In 1890, a stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas.
In the coach were a Texan, a busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East.
The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said, “Madam, I’ll give you ten dollars for a blowjob.”
The Texan looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and shot the greenhorn between the running lights.
The lady gasped and said, “Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!”
The Texan holstered his gun and said, “Your honor, hell! Just trying to keep down inflation. Around here, a blowjob goes for two dollars.”