A group of Catholic women were bragging about their sons over coffee.
The first one started, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second women chimed in with, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’.”
The third woman smugly announced, “Not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth woman sipped her coffee in silence while the first three women stared at her expectantly. After a moment, she carefully set down her cup and mentioned, “My son is a hard-bodied male stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, ‘My God’.”