Dissatisfied with online dating, an older woman visited a local matchmaker.
To get some idea of what the woman was looking for, the matchmaker asked, “So what requirements do you have for a potential mate?”
The woman thought about it for a moment and said, “Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to keep me company for the whole day at home. Tells me interesting stories when I need conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”
“I see,” remarked the matchmaker. “You need a television.”