John sighed to his coworker, “The thrill is gone from my marriage”
“Why not have an affair, and add some intrigue into your life,” replied his workmate.
“But what if my wife finds out?” asked John.
“Heck. It’s 2015! Go home and tell her about it first.”
So the John went home and said to his wife, “Karin, I think if I have an affair, it will bring us closer together.”
“Forget it,” said Karen. “I’ve tried that already, and it didn’t work.”