A woman had been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on.
One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love. To her shock and horror, she saw that he was using a strap on dildo.
The woman was very upset, “Honey, how could you do this? Explain yourself immediately!”
The husband replied, “OK, I’ll explain why I’m using the strap on after you explain our three kids.”