Yeah, this one’s kind of gross. Don’t try to read too much into it. I just tossed out a random non sequitur at the last minute to avoid doing a filler strip.
Here lately I’ve been drawing a blank when it comes to ideas. For those who read this stuff, I thought I’d warn you up front in case things get a little weird. I might have to do some more random stuff until inspiration strikes, and I have no idea how long that will take.
As the pandemic continues to spread throughout the ranks of the willfully ignorant, my smile is only diminished by the fact that the vast majority will survive. In any event, a certain demographic has lost its members in record numbers, and nearly everyone else is noticeably unsympathetic with that loss.
Currently about 250 people a day are dying from the 'rona in the US. There for a while it got up to almost 4,000 in a single day. All told, nearly 1 in 5,000 Americans have died from the Wuhan flu, which makes me wonder, how are we going to kill the other 4,999?
Obviously you can't kill them with the vaccine. If you count every person who died after taking any of the covid vaccines, and just assume it was the vaccine that did it, the kill ratio is only 1 out of every 56,000 people. And that's about how many people would have been expected to die if there were neither a China Flu nor a vaccine. It looks like if we want to kill more people, we are going to need a lot more stupidity since science has failed us once again.
Kudos
I just want to acknowledge that Big D threw in a joke that will appear next week. This week's jokes were all stolen from reddit. To keep me honest, you could try using the submission page a little more regularly, but in any event there are going to be jokes here by hook or by crook.
Also, I can't say for certain if there is going to be a comic this coming weekend. I'm going to try, but work might get a little hectic.
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It looks like inspiration struck already.
It’s there on the picket line demanding more pay and better working conditions.
(I can’t recall you ever posting a labor union joke. That might be fruitful territory.)
It’s funny now that I think about it, but I haven’t received hardly any union jokes, but if I get some, I will not hesitate to post them.