Sunday, October 13, 2019

Gail is Growing

You know, I’m not really a big fan of puppies. The best part about puppies is that they grow up to be dogs. The dog is where it’s at. The puppy is this cute but highly annoying stage in a dog’s life, so as I see Gail getting bigger, you can bet I’m thrilled and relieved that months from now I’m going to have an amazing Labrador that I can take places and do things with, because my dog will know how to act.

But I know some people just like puppies, so here she is in all her maximum cuteness, forever immortalized in a GIF of her barking.

And now she wears a “bark collar” so that shit ain’t gonna happen no more.

 

I love my dog, but I’m not above using every dirty trick in the book to make sure she turns out right.


Kudos

Speaking of dirty tricks, this weeks jokes are brought to you by Glenn and George. See if you can spot the difference. Better yet, send in a joke you heard to our submission page for a chance to see me mention your name or alias right here in this space next week. You can also send it to flush2x@gmail.com if you feel so inclined as well.

To err is human. Forgiveness is not our policy.

Pax,

-f2x

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