I Want a Self-Driving Car
“Life is about the journey, not the destination.” – Someone who never had a daily commute.
I’m trying to get somewhere, folks, and I have to watch you insane muthaforkers weaving aimlessly like drunken mosquitos. It’s a turn lane, not a merge lane for pity’s sake!
That self-driving technology can’t get here fast enough. Just turn on the autopilot, pull the shades, and wake me when we get there.