Somebody Stop Me!
It always happens this time of year. I become a compulsive eater. Even when I’m physically full I’m looking for something else to eat.
It usually passes after the new year, but it’s not uncommon for me to gain an extra 10 to 15 pounds from all the food I keep putting in my mouth.
I mean, why, WHY did they have to completely fuck over people with minor will power issues when they essentially banned phenylpropanolamine? So what if 200 to 500 strokes per year were attributed to it? Do you know how many people are dying of heart disease and other diabesity related conditions every year? It’s a hell of a lot more than 500!
Thought for the week:
It seems like whenever anyone rises to a position of power, they always put on a magnetic vest to ensure that their moral compass knows which way to point.
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