Sunday, August 25, 2019

Damn You, Costco

I have a serious food addiction right now, and Ohio is just about the worst place on Earth to try to lose weight. I have enough food in the freezer to last half a year, but I’ll be back at the store to stock up again at the end of September. Currently I have around 8 pounds of cheese, over 15 pounds of meats, loads of frozen vegetables, and a pantry so full, there are boxes of staples on top of the cabinets. Did I mention the candy bars?

The thing is, I have to lose weight. It is affecting my ability to freely move. I cannot breath while I am tying my shoes, I practically have to dislocate my shoulder to wipe my ass, and I am no longer feeling sassy. I fear that if I do not do something soon, it may have negative consequences on my ability to do my job.

Of course once you get this far, “eat less and exercise” is not going to work. It is like being so far in debt that you can’t afford the minimum payment due. If I am to win this battle, I am going to need help.

Wish me luck.


Kudos

Glenn is off this week, so it is just George’s jokes and what I could scrounge up from the net. If you like, you could send a joke or two to our submission page. I also take submissions via flush2x@gmail.com.

“Curiosity kills boredom. Nothing can kill curiosity.”

Pax,

-f2x

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