I’m No Longer a Spring Chick
It started back in February… No wait… It started in 2011… But really it started before that…
First of all, I just got a clean bill of health, but things aren’t so plucky for this ducky right now. Apparently my body has been aging without my explicit permission again. Some parts of me are wearing out. As a result my resilience to the ravages of time seems to be fading, and it’s rather infuriating. After all, I was hoping to live forever. I guess that shit ain’t happening now, is it?