A blonde dashed into the police station and cried, “I’ve been raped by an idiot!”
The detective on duty immediately took out his pen and paper to record the details. “OK, ma’am, I know you’ve been through a difficult ordeal, but I’m going to have to ask you a few questions. First of all, what makes you believe the person who raped you was an idiot?”
“Because I had to help him,” cried the blonde.