A police officer pulled over a man who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He went up to the window and said, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man said, “Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Okay, fine,” said the officer, who was being more than reasonable. “I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.”
“I can’t do that either,” said the man. “I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.”
Annoyed, but determined to remain reasonable the officer said, “Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.”
“I can’t do that, officer,” came the response.
“And why not?” he asked.
“Because I’m too drunk.”