A woman walked into a saloon and stood on a chair. “Fellas! My pussy is so big that I’ll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can’t take.”
A big cowboy got up and took off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoved them into her pussy. The boots were sucked right in. He grabbed a flashlight and, that too, was sucked in. He put his face in between her legs to get a better look and he got sucked in.
Inside he heard noises. “Is someone else in here?” he asked.
“Yeah, I’ve been in here for a week,” the voice said.
“Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here,” said the cowboy.
“Hell,” said the other man, “help me find my keys and we can drive out.”