While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny killed a honeybee.
His father saw him killing the honeybee and angrily said, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad caught him tearing the wings off a butterfly.
“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” said his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner, a cockroach ran across the kitchen floor. She jumped and stomped on it in front of Little Johnny and her husband.
Little Johnny looked at his father and said, “Are you going to tell her, or do you want me to?”