A young virgin couple had wed. They were both nervous about the consummation, but neither was willing to discuss it with each other.
For direction, the young man called his father, “Pop, what do I do first?”
“Get naked and climb into bed,” his father replied.
The young man did so, and the girl was mortified. She called her mother.
“Get naked and join him,” was the mother’s advice.
After laying there for a few moments, the young man called his dad again, “Now what do I do?”
The father explained, “Look at her naked body. Then take the hardest part of your body and stick it in where she pees!”
A few moments later, the girl called her mother, “What do I do now?”
The mother replied by asking, “Well, what is he doing?”
“He’s in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!”