Tony pulled into a small town that he couldn’t believe still existed in 2019. It was basically a dusty dirt road with a wooden building that said “General Store” and not much else.
Tony noticed a little old man sitting in a rocking chair in front of the store, so he moseyed up and asked him, “What do you folks like to do around here?”
The old man’s voice creaked, “We don’t do nothin’ but hunt n’ fuck.”
Curious, Tony asked, “So what do you hunt?”
The old man replied, “Somethin’ to fuck.”