The university was offering a course in paranormal studies, and to get a feel for his audience the professor asked, “How many of you here believe in ghosts?”
Nearly every student raised their hand.
“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?”
About half the students raised their hands.
“That’s interesting. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
About half of those students raised their hands.
“That’s great Has anyone here ever been touched by a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further,” said the professor. “Has any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
One student in the back raised his hand.
The professor was astonished. He took off his glasses and said, “Son, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had intimate contact with a ghost. Please come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The student made his way up to the podium.
The professor said, “Now, tell us what was it like to have sex with a ghost.”
The student replied, “Ghost? From back there I thought you said ‘goats’!”