A tourist, visited the National Memorial Hall For Israel’s Fallen where there is an eternal flame monument to Unknown Soldiers.
At the base of the memorial, a sign was displayed: “Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg”.
The tourist asked one of the attendants how was it possible that the unknown had a name.
The old man replied, “As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.”