Saving it for Marriage

A mother walked by her young son’s room and saw little Johnny masturbating.

Later, she had a talk with him and told him that good little boys save it until they are married.

A few weeks later, the mom was having another talk with little Johnny. “How are you doing with that problem we talked about, dear?” she asked.

Little Johnny cheerfully replied, “Great! So far, I’ve saved nearly a quart!”