The husband and wife were getting ready for bed. As soon as they settled down the man leaned over and whispered softly,”Hey snuggle boopy boopsy, our little hubby wubby isn’t quite ready for nite-nite yet.”
The wife took the hint and replied, “OK but I have to use the bathroom first.”
She got up and went to the bathroom, but on her way back she tripped over a piece of carpet and landed flat on her face.
Her husband jumped up concerned, “Oh my little hunny bunny is your nosey-wosey all right?”
“I’m fine,” she said. “Let’s get this over with,” as she jumped into bed and made mad passionate love for two hours!
Afterwards the wife went off to the bathroom again. Just as before she tripped over the same piece of carpet landing flat on her face!
Without any sign of flinching the husband grunted, “Clumsy bitch.”