A lesbian walked into a house of ill repute.
She asked the madam for the youngest harlot in the joint.
The madam replied that she will not allow the woman to have her youngest strumpet.
The lesbian was not dissuaded as she demanded, “I want your youngest girl!”
The madam was firm, and denied her again.
“Well, why not?” she asked.
With a smirk, the madam replied, “Everyone knows you can’t serve a minor to any licker.”