Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Prostitutes – $50.00”
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
At that very moment, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”
One of the girls asked the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?”
“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer explained, “Their sign pertains to religion.”
The following day the officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with another large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: “Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter – $50.00”