A teenage granddaughter came downstairs for her date wearing a see-through blouse and no bra.
Her grandmother pitched a fit and told her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager flippantly replied, “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!”
And out she went.
The next day the teenager came down stairs, and the grandmother was sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wanted to die.
She explained to her grandmother that she had friends coming over and that it was just not appropriate.
The grandmother said, “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.”