James walked into a bar, ordered up a beer, and noticed that the patrons were holding slips of paper with numbers written on them, and periodically numbers were being called over a PA system.
James asked the bartender “What’s going on?”
The bartender breaks it down saying, “It’s a beer lottery. Basically when you order a drink, you get a number. If your number gets called, you get to go in the back and get laid!”
“That sounds like a bunch of silly nonsense to me!” declared James.
A few stools down, a drunk listening in blurted out, “It’s not nonsense! My wife’s number has been called 3 times in the past hour!”