robot

A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man . She then heard her husband coming … she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move .
HUSBAND : What is this?
WIFE : This is a robot, I bought to have sex with when you are travelling…
HUSBAND: Okay… Let’s have sex now…
WIFE: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you… !!
*After she left the husband said: Damn, I am so horny, I will f*ck this robot… he tried f*cking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way…!!
“SYSTEM ERROR! …WRONG HOLE…! SYSTEM ERROR…! WRONG HOLE…!”
HUSBAND : Damn robot is not working properly… I am throwing it out of the window…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said…
*SOFTWARE UPDATED … PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.! *😀😁😂

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