Reincarnating Nuns

Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they were met by St. Peter.

He said, “Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be reincarnated as anyone you wish to be.”

The first nun said, “I want to be Sophia Loren..”

And, poof, she was gone.

The second said, “I want to be Madonna.”

And, poof, she was gone.

The third said, “I want to be Alberta Pipalini..”

St. Peter looked perplexed. “Who?”, he asked.

“Alberta Pipalini,” replied the nun.

St. Peter shook his head and said, “I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”

The nun then took a newspaper out of her habit and handed it to St. Peter.

St. Peter read the paper and started laughing. He handed it back to her and said, “No sister, the paper says it was the ‘Alberta Pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.”

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