Stan was a little nervous and embarrassed about his up-coming colonoscopy, so on a recommendation, he decided to have it done while visiting a few of his friends on the west coast, where the beautiful nurses at one clinic were allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As he laid naked on the table, the gorgeous nurse began to prep Stanly for the procedure.
“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse assured Stan.
“I don’t have an erection,” he replied.
“Maybe not,” the nurse gently cooed, “but I sure do.”