Real Life is Scary Enough
I shouldn’t have to tell you about all the crazy shit that we see and hear in the news every day. If that doesn’t scare you, then I can’t imagine why fictional monsters would do more than produce a mild smirk.
When I was younger, I used to be scared of all those things that go bump in the night. Ghosts and monsters were a definite possibility in the mind of an eight year old kid back then. Now that I’m older, I’ve come to realize that I’m not afraid of a ghost haunting my house, because I am the ghost haunting my house.
I almost feel sorry for the people who come to live in my house after I die.