Whenever I come home from playing golf, my son always asks me excitedly, “Did you win, Dad?”
I have explained to him time and time again that you’re really just playing against yourself.
We were on vacation and I had gone out to play a round. When I returned, the kids were swimming in the hotel pool, which was full of kids and surrounded by dozens of parents.
From across the pool, at the top of his lungs, my son yelled, “Hey Dad! Did you have fun playing with yourself?”
We checked out that night.