A father-to-be paces up and down the corridors of the maternity unit when the midwife suddenly bursts through the doors of the delivery room.
“Your baby has been delivered sir, but I’m afraid theres some good news and bad news”. “oh my god” says the father, “whats the bad news?”
Well im afraid your baby has been born ginger” says the midwife, “bloody hell!!” screams the father in horror, “what the hell can the good news possibly be then!!”
“well fortunately sir” explains the delighted midwife “your child was also born dead!”
A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”
What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?
They’ve both got ice on the inside.
How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three?
When they’re with a blonde.
Why do redheads take the pill?
What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side?
Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead’s chest?
They needed a level playing field.
Why are redheads flat chested?
It makes it easier to read their T- shirts.
What’s the difference between a redhead and a jelly?
A jelly wobbles when you eat it.
How can you tell when a redhead’s been using a computer?
There are lipstick marks on the screen.
What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
What do redheads miss most about a great party?
How many gingers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer to sit in the dark.