“Yeah, once again I am,” the guy replies. The bartender asks him what that means, so he elaborates. “When I was a little boy, I liked the Jets. But when I got a little older, I started to like girls. But now that I’m a little older, I like the Jets again.”
“Why did you switch back and forth like that?” the bartender asks.
The guy says, “Well, I finally realized something: there are times when a woman will refuse to fuck you, but the Jets will always fuck you. ”