A guy driving a Yugo pulled up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got one in my Yugo!”
The driver of Rolls looked over and said, “Yes I have a phone.”
The driver of the Yugo replied, “Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!”
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, said, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”
The driver of the Yugo said, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!”
The driver of the Rolls, getting rather peeved, said, “Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”
The driver of the Yugo said, “Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!”
Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. Finally he found the Yugo parked with all the windows fogged up on the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo. The owner rolled down the window and stuck his head out, soaking wet.
“I just wanted to mention that I have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” the Rolls driver stated arrogantly.
The Yugo’s owner looked at him and said, “You got me out of the shower for THAT?!”
Q: What’s the difference between a Jehovah’s Witness and a Yugo?
A: You can close the door on a Jehovah’s Witness.