After meeting in a singles bar, the man went back to the woman’s apartment for some heavy petting and a night of passionate sex.
The next morning when the guy woke up next to the woman, he looked into her eyes and asked, “By the way, I forgot to ask you if you ever had AIDS.”
The woman was slightly irked about the question, but she promptly denied that she had ever had the disease.
“That’s a relief,” said the man. “I’d hate to catch that again!”