Don’t Forget to Ask

After meeting in a singles bar, the man went back to the woman’s apartment for some heavy petting and a night of passionate sex.

The next morning when the guy woke up next to the woman, he looked into her eyes and asked, “By the way, I forgot to ask you if you ever had AIDS.”

The woman was slightly irked about the question, but she promptly denied that she had ever had the disease.

“That’s a relief,” said the man. “I’d hate to catch that again!”