Just as the husband stepped out of the shower, he heard someone in the kitchen downstairs.
Thinking that his wife was out of the house, he grabbed a baseball bat in hopes that it would scare off the intruder. He then crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that he was in his birthday suit.
As he came around the corner with the bat raised, the man discovered it was only his wife loading the dishwasher.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him.”
She looked her naked husband up and down, then rolled her eyes as she mumbled, “You didn’t need the bat.”