A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the doctor was examining him, he asked, “So how did this happen?”
The hunter explained that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature. When he squatted down, a bear trap hidden under leaves was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles.
“Oh,” exclaimed the doctor, “The pain must have been excruciating!”
“It was,” said the hunter. “The second worst pain in my life.”
“Second worst?” said the doctor. “What could have been worse than that?”
“Coming to the end of the chain,” said the hunter.