Beware of Blonde Genies

A man was walking along a beach when he came across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picked up the lamp and gave it a rub.

Two blonde genies appeared, and they told him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy made his three wishes and the blonde genies disappeared.

In the very next moment, the guy found himself in a bedroom in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

He made love to all of them and began to explore the house. He felt something soft under his feet, looked down and saw the floor covered in $100 bills.

Just then there was a knock at the door. When he opened it, there were two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They dragged him outside to the nearest tree, threw a rope over a limb and hanged him by the neck until he was dead.

As the Klansmen walked away, they removed their hoods to reveal that they were the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie said to the other, “I can understand the first wish of having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to, I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but for the life of me I have no idea why he wanted to be hung like a black man.”

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