Johnny’s mother was cleaning his room. While putting his clothes away, she noticed some very graphic BDSM magazines tucked under his socks.
Unsure of what to do, Johnny’s mother waited until her husband came home, then showed him the perverted pulp.
The mother said, “I don’t want this smut in the house. What do you think we should do?”
“I have no idea,” said the father, “but I’m sure as hell not spanking him.”