Bubba didn’t know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea.
The sign said “Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair”.
Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I’ll speak in my best Texas drawl.”
They go in and Bubba says, “I’ll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and ……”
The owner of the shop interrupts, “You’re from Arkansas, aren’t you?”
“Well…yes,” says a surprised Bubba. “How come you know that?”
The owner says, “This is a dry cleaners.”
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?”
“Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says ‘You can have anything you want!'”
“Good choice,” says the first, “her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
A recent college graduate got hired by the human-development center of a large corporation to train the employees in proper dress code and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man who was casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.
“Dressed a little casually today, aren’t we?” she said in a scolding tone.
“That’s one of the benefits of owning the company,” the man replied with a grin.
Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, her daughter, Angie said, “Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?”
The mother indignantly replied, “Angie, how dare you talk about your father like that!”