
I support “marriage equality”, but then again, I personally want nothing to do with marriage.

I support “marriage equality”, but then again, I personally want nothing to do with marriage.

It’s bad enough when your life has gone to crap, but when people start nagging you to express yourself… Then you know you’ve got to dig deep and get over whatever is bugging you quickly before the shit gets out of hand.

It’s true… Being in the military does condition you to be more afraid of being in the wrong place at the wrong time than the thought of bullets and shrapnel whizzing passed your vital organs.

Unfortunately Flush Twice doesn’t get much traffic. Probably because the jokes aren’t all that original, and the comic isn’t all that good. And so I invoke my mantra: If you can’t do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to include a character that is openly gay… And then pick on him.

Short list of comments that soldiers hate: “Ever killed anybody?”, “Good morning, General!”, “I almost didn’t see you. Must be that camouflage!”

Being rude is never the right answer, but it makes me feel better just fantasizing that this is possible.


What guy wouldn’t want this rare condition?
