
Sorry, but you wouldn’t believe just how busy I am.

Sorry, but you wouldn’t believe just how busy I am.

No one likes to sleep more than I do… Why I should have ever joined the Army will forever remain a mystery to myself and everyone around me.

It turns out it wasn’t really hemorrhoids.

There are a lot of really good products out there… Trouble is, the superior ones keep getting dropped. I know it’s not just marketing, but great marketing can make the masses forget great products in favor of mediocre fare.

I’ve got a million sarcastic responses, but it’s really not a part of what I want to be anymore. Oh no… Not me. I’m a good little soldier. ~

Sometimes you gotta wonder who’s gonna kill you first… The enemy is rather elusive, but your chain of command has means and opportunity. They seemed pretty motivated too.

Frequently the shower room conversations start off going downhill and just seem to gain momentum.
*edit: Based on an actual event. I was at Fort Dix when I made this panel. There wasn’t a lot of time to make the comics, so in my rush I totally botched spelling “Sergeant”.

Internet surfers are always looking out for the next big thing on the net… Unless they’re trying to be the next big thing on the net.

Signing up for Facebook is a great way to discover why you don’t talk to certain people anymore.

Whenever I hear males state how much they respect women, this is the immediate translation in my mind. Sometimes the term used is “White Knighting” when the female is said to be “Damseling”.