Category Archives: Comic

OK, I admit it… This week’s panel is a bit lame… Ok, it’s a lot lame. I’ll come up with something better next time. In the meantime I’ve included three e-mails.

Usually civilians don’t get to see us soldiers when we’re in uniform, but sometimes when I travel I’ll occasionally stop to get a bite to eat or fill up my gas tank. It’s times like that when people from out of nowhere come up to say thank you and show their gratitude. It’s actually a humbling experience for me, and a reminder that I have a big responsibility to live up to.

Yeah, so this actually happened a couple months back, but a guy I knew in the Army somehow managed to come up positive on his drug test. This by itself pretty much gets a lot of guys kicked out… But then come to find out he was spotted in a store hangin’ all over another guy…? I’m sure he’ll get an achievement award out of this.

I’m not implying that the rich never hire anyone… After all, they need nannies and pool boys just like the rest of us. But most people get their jobs through personnel departments ran by bean counters who’s private bank accounts probably couldn’t afford to hire their own secretaries. It’s something to think about…

I run into these people all the time. They freak out over the slightest inference of toilet humor. Oddly enough, if they hear it in a movie or on a TV show they picked to watch, then that’s perfectly OK. After all, very rich people put it out for our consumption.

More often than not, guys get excited when you mention the “L” word. They somehow think that every lesbian is going to be as smokin’ as Isabelli Fontana.

I frequently solicit feedback from people around me about these “comics” I make. I don’t know which irks me more. When I can tell they are lying, or when the concept just completely sails right over their head.

I recently made the mistake of feeding a stray cat thinking I’d call animal control, and it would be taken care of… Um… Apparently, they don’t pick up cats.

So many celebrities have died… And yet so many remain.

So things didn’t work out the way they were supposed to, and I was not to be deployed… You know, I worked pretty hard to get this far, only to be turned back because I needed surgery. It was my one and only chance to get deployed.