Granted, I stole this old Army joke about placing a private in a an empty room with three ball bearings. In some ways, it’s eerily accurate. Unsupervised privates seem to make a mess of almost anything in their vicinity, then deny any knowledge of how it got that way. They are basically like little kids.
UPDATED VERSION:
It’s been a few years since I first published this panel, and I felt it needed a bit of a brushing up. Here’s a link to the newer version’s page.
Don’t overthink this one. In hindsight, I really didn’t word it very well, and even if I had, it still isn’t that funny. {sigh} You can’t win’em all.
Great news! I’m starting to feel much better now that the pain from the surgery is starting to wear off! On the other hand, I still have no sense of humor. Enjoy!
Last week I mentioned that I might not have an update ready. Well I felt obligated to throw something up here anyway. I’m still in a lot of post-op pain, so I really don’t want to talk about it much.
Google for the video or click here. It’s such a bizarre concept that it’s comedy gold. Other than that, I got nuttin. There may not be a new comic next week as I will be recovering from surgery. Thanks for stopping by.
Tyler seemed awfully lonely being the only soldier in the comic, so I’ve decided to add another character. Meet SSG Bromite. His job is to train and watch over his men. Unfortunately, one of them happens to be a certain PFC Knaw.
IMHO the Obomacare that we ended up with was far worse than H.R.3200. It turns out the right wingers were right after all… Once the public option was gutted.
I’m sure you’re all wondering why I was late posting this week’s update… Actually, no… I am actually quite sure no one is, was, or ever will be wondering.
I know what you’re thinking… ’cause I’m thinking it too: Man this isn’t really knee slapping comedy. But before you pass judgment, keep in mind that I’m actually pretty slow. By the time I come up with something timely and funny, eleven other people on the internet have already said it before me, and probably worded it better.
I feel bad for these people, but I see them in grocery stores all the time. They seriously need to avoid the grocery and anyone else who might try to provide them with food. It’s like this: If you’re too fat to walk through the store, you absolutely need to make a radical change in your life.
