I’m not implying that the rich never hire anyone… After all, they need nannies and pool boys just like the rest of us. But most people get their jobs through personnel departments ran by bean counters who’s private bank accounts probably couldn’t afford to hire their own secretaries. It’s something to think about…
I run into these people all the time. They freak out over the slightest inference of toilet humor. Oddly enough, if they hear it in a movie or on a TV show they picked to watch, then that’s perfectly OK. After all, very rich people put it out for our consumption.
More often than not, guys get excited when you mention the “L” word. They somehow think that every lesbian is going to be as smokin’ as Isabelli Fontana.
I frequently solicit feedback from people around me about these “comics” I make. I don’t know which irks me more. When I can tell they are lying, or when the concept just completely sails right over their head.
I recently made the mistake of feeding a stray cat thinking I’d call animal control, and it would be taken care of… Um… Apparently, they don’t pick up cats.
So many celebrities have died… And yet so many remain.
So things didn’t work out the way they were supposed to, and I was not to be deployed… You know, I worked pretty hard to get this far, only to be turned back because I needed surgery. It was my one and only chance to get deployed.
So we’re here at Ft. Dix, and an Army buddy of mine goes in for a pizza with me. As I’m eating it, I thought, “Not bad”. He folded his napkin in half, laid it next to a slice and said, “Aw hell no!” The pizza was literally thinner than the folded napkin.
Maybe I’m wrong, but it just seems that businesses around military installations tend to rip off service members. Our schedules are stretched so thin that we never have time to go back to complain when shitty service happens. Since new service members keep coming through on a regular basis, the businesses never really build up a reputations and can perpetually get away with being shitty for profit.
Sorry, but you wouldn’t believe just how busy I am.
No one likes to sleep more than I do… Why I should have ever joined the Army will forever remain a mystery to myself and everyone around me.
