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Flush Twice is a variable panel comic. It first appeared in 2004 as a daily single panel comic featuring stick figures. The art style has evolved over time, but the original characters are still quite recognizable from the very beginning to the present.

Carpe Diem

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I know what you're thinking... 'cause I'm thinking it too: Man this isn't really knee slapping comedy. But before you pass judgment, keep in mind that I'm actually pretty slow. By the time I come up with something timely and funny, eleven other people on the internet have already said it before me, and probably worded it better.

I know what you’re thinking… ’cause I’m thinking it too: Man this isn’t really knee slapping comedy. But before you pass judgment, keep in mind that I’m actually pretty slow. By the time I come up with something timely and funny, eleven other people on the internet have already said it before me, and probably worded it better.

 

Whale Spotting

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I feel bad for the people, but I see them in grocery stores all the time and keep thinking that they seriously need to avoid the grocery and anyone else who might try to provide them with food. It's like this: If you're too fat to walk, you absolutely need to make a radical change in your life.

I feel bad for these people, but I see them in grocery stores all the time. They seriously need to avoid the grocery and anyone else who might try to provide them with food. It’s like this: If you’re too fat to walk through the store, you absolutely need to make a radical change in your life.

It’s a Jingo Magnet

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Generally civilians don't get to see us soldiers when we're in uniform, but sometimes when I travel I'll occasionally stop to get a bite to eat or fill up my gas tank. It's times like that when people from out of nowhere come up to say thank you and show their gratitude. It's actually a humbling experience for me, and a reminder that I have a big responsiblity to live up to.

Usually civilians don’t get to see us soldiers when we’re in uniform, but sometimes when I travel I’ll occasionally stop to get a bite to eat or fill up my gas tank. It’s times like that when people from out of nowhere come up to say thank you and show their gratitude. It’s actually a humbling experience for me, and a reminder that I have a big responsibility to live up to.