Birthday Bumble

Jacob was nursing a beer while complaining about how his wife was an ungrateful wench.

The bartender, lending a sympathetic ear, asked what happened.

“It was her birthday, so I bought her a bag and a belt,” explained Jacob. “She said it wasn’t good enough and threw me out!”

“It does seem a bit ungrateful,” remarked the bartender.

“I know, right?!” slurred the man. “It even made her vacuum cleaner run like new again!”

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