Military Reprimand

A young soldier stood before his commanding officer for a reprimand.

After going through a list of various transgressions, the CO says, “And another thing, I didn’t see you in camouflage practice this morning.”

“Thank you, Sir,” the soldier replied.

Military Reprimand
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Gardening

Marv and Saul were drinking at the bar. Marv was looking particularly down in the dumps.

“You need a hobby,” suggested Saul. “You should try gardening.”

“I already tried it,” replied Marv. “I’m a terrible gardener.”

“It can’t be that bad,” remarked Saul.

“Oh yeah? Last year I had a rock garden,” explained Marv. “Half of them died.”

Gardening
1 vote

Animal Crackers

The boss returned from lunch only to find his blonde secretary spreading out a box of animal crackers on her desk.

“What the heck are you doing?” asked the boss.

In an aggravated tone the blonde replied, “I’m looking for one of the animals.”

“Why?” he pressed.

“It says right on the box,” she explained, “Do not eat if seal is broken.”

Animal Crackers
1 vote

The Neighbor’s Party

It was a huge party next door with numerous guests arriving. Bob knocked on the door, was greeted heartily, and then led to where the food was in the kitchen.

He sat there happily chatting away with his neighbors for a couple of hours when something clicked. “You know,” he confided to his neighbor, “I wasn’t even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests’ cars are blocking my driveway.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry about that, Bob!” exclaimed the neighbor. “I’ll find out who it is and have them move right away!”

“I’m not sure that’s going to help me,” Bob continued, “My wife and I were going to go out tonight, and she’s been sitting in our car waiting for me to get them moved.”

The Neighbor’s Party
1 vote