Astrological Afterwords

It is possible to deduce the zodiac sign of a new sex partner by the first thing they say after coitus.

Aries: OK, let’s do it again.

Taurus: I’m hungry. Pass me the pizza.

Gemini: Have you seen the remote?

Cancer: When are we getting married?

Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic?

Virgo: I need to wash the sheets.

Libra: I liked it if you liked it.

Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you.

Sagittarius: Don’t call me – I’ll call you.

Capricorn: Do you have a business card?

Aquarius: Now let’s try with our clothes off.

Pisces: What did you say your name was again?

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